Oh dear, why are all the episodic blogs missing out on this fabulous anime?
I shall reprimand the following bloggers for their incompetence:
Organization Antisocial Geniuses — my dear lovely workplace — how dare you not write a summer evaluation on it! Inushinde and other Cart Driver writers, have you no sense of taste? Anime Instrumentality, this show is more exciting than the latest OSTs by FictionYokoKajiuraHisashiJunction!
And Flomu, stop your Nichijou fangasming and watch some PES!
Clearly, you are all silly people. How can anyone not like a sci-fi anime that’s essentially a giant Toyota commercial?
Writing 10/10 reviews is an art. You have to write convincingly to show that the work is almost flawless and everybody can enjoy it. Such a review examines every aspect of this work and requires good understanding of all departments. Notes must be taken, symbols discussed, characterization considered, and themes explained; this type of review combines both reviewing and old-school literary analysis. Any 10/10 review that succeeds is worth fawning over. I cannot even mock the greatness of these reviews; few people can succeed.
In MAL, this translates to “this anime is amazing 10/10 roflmao~”
We totally forgot. As compensation, here’s Hachikuji Mayoi to bite her tongue in the cutest way possible. It will make up for our mistake~
On this Monday (July 23rd), we’ll be flying so Trollkastel can pretend he’s going to college. But don’t worry: we’ve scheduled some posts for you; we just won’t be able to respond to your comments if it’s published next week.
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Sword Art Online: Or How We Learned to Stop Hating MAL First Episode Reviews and Began to Troll Back
If you are a MAL user like me, you may have heard of a show called Sword Art Online; I assume it’s a show where people draw swords at Pixiv.net. Not sure how that’s exciting, but whatever. On July 8, 2012, the first episode of the show came out and impressed people. This, of course, amounted to people writing fangasmic reviews. The score was so obnoxiously high it went to the #33 top anime spot.
For anyone with an organ called a “brain”, this is worth getting pissed over.
Once upon a time, in the mighty kingdom of MyAnimeList, there lived a species called the “MAL Reviewers”. Some were very smart, but most of them were very stupid. A troll by the aliases, JudeMaverick and Trollkastel, got sick of people writing terribad reviews. Like the protagonist of Sword Art Online, this troll cannot logout of the website. He needed it to track down his anime status. Unlike the protagonist of SAO, he didn’t have a hot girl sidekick to help him. It made him very sad.
One day, as he was researching terribad reviews that used the excuse of “no speaky engrish”, he found himself in a flood of Sword Art Online reviews. Noah was not there to help him. So he drowned.
Konatsu is spanked. Discuss.
Ryukishi07, you’re overestimating the simplicity of the English language.
Welcome to Miryuuin Academy. The Imouto extends her heartfelt greetings. First, please put yourself at ease.
There is nothing too difficult to think about. Accept entirely, silently, the events to happen. That is all that is asked of you.
The difficulty is standard. Shall we first take the easy road?